Jokes

*No offense should be taken by these JOKES.  I am a true blonde at heart and it's always a good excuse to act silly :o)*

blonde jokes

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She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all accidents happened near your home,
... she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
...It took her months to figure out she could use it after noon.
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
...They're too hard to retrain.
 What do you call a smart blonde?
...A golden retriever.
What's the definition of eternity?
...4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
...An air pocket. 
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
..."Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
 

A blonde is driving around and suddenly realizes that she's lost.  She gets out of her car and realizes she needs to get across a river.  She spots another blonde on the other side and asks, "How do I get over there?"  She replies, "You already are!"

Hopefully I'll find some more jokes to put up here.  Any suggestions?